Funny fart story and a few questions?

Okay, so my mom works in the jail as a CO and one night just just told me that the inmates are rather immature. Like always farting when officers walk by lol. So, one night my moms friend, (fellow officer) told my mom he was gonna eat like a bunch of things to make his farts smell really bad. So anyways, my moms friend walks up to an inmate that is always farting on purpose and just lets one rip right into his cell, haha. Funny thing is he can't go anywhere and the officer said, "We can play games too"! Funniest thing I've heard in a long time! So, tell me a funny fart story. Be it you or someone else. Also, here's a funny youtube video you might find funny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrBaV5MvX_4